小學(xué)生英語幽默故事，不僅能激發(fā)小朋友們學(xué)英語的興趣，也能幫助他們提高英語閱讀水平。以下16則英語幽默小故事，最好每天背一篇！

　　小學(xué)生英語幽默故事一：

　　There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000. The customer asked the owner, “How come this guy is $5,000? That’s so expensive for this kindof parrot.” The owner said, “Because I have trained him and he can talk.” So the customer asked him, “How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?” The owner said, “Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on. That’s why he’s so expensive.” Then the customer said, “How about the third one? What canhe do that makes him so expensive?” The owner of the shopsaid, “I don’t know. Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! But the other two call him ‘The Boss.’”

　　有個(gè)人到一間商店買鸚鵡。店里有三只鸚鵡，其中一只賣五千元，另一只賣一萬元，還有一只賣三萬元。顧客問老板：「為什么這只要賣五千元？這個(gè)價(jià)錢對這種鸚鵡來說太貴了！」老板說：「因?yàn)槲矣杏?xùn)練他講話�！诡櫩陀謫枺骸改沁@只呢？他會(huì)做什么？為什么要賣這么貴？」老板說：「他除了會(huì)說話之外，還會(huì)表演一些有趣的動(dòng)作，好比說跳舞等等，所以才賣這么貴。」顧客接著又問：「那第三只呢？他會(huì)做什么？為什么要賣這么貴？」老板說：「我不知道。我從沒聽過他講話、吹口哨或唱歌，也沒看過他跳舞，什么都沒有！不過另外兩只叫他：『老板！』」

　　小學(xué)生英語幽默故事二：

　　Where is the egg?

　　Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?

　　Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.

　　Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?

　　Student:In the cake,Sir.

　　雞蛋在哪里？

　　老師：你能用“雞蛋”一詞造句嗎？

　　學(xué)生：可以。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。

　　老師：“雞蛋”在哪？

　　學(xué)生：在蛋糕里，先生

　　小學(xué)生英語幽默故事三：

　　Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?” “No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.”

　　湯姆是個(gè)小孩， 他才7歲。 當(dāng)他去電影院的時(shí)候。那時(shí)他第一次去。他買了張票進(jìn)去了。 但沒過兩三分鐘他就出來了，然后買了第二張票又進(jìn)去了。 幾分鐘后他又出來買了第三張票。 接著兩三分鐘后他又出來買票。 一個(gè)女的問她，“你為什么要買那么多票啊? 你見到了幾個(gè)朋友？" "沒有， 我里面沒朋友， 但是每當(dāng)我進(jìn)門的時(shí)候一位大的女人老把我的票給剪了"

　　小學(xué)生英語幽默故事四：

　　Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him.

　　Man:He is really somebody.What does do?

　　Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery

　　他真是一個(gè)大人物

　　小孩：我叔叔下面有1000個(gè)人。

　　男人：他真是一個(gè)大人物。他是干什么的？

　　小孩：墓地守墓人。