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奧數(shù)網(wǎng)整理了關(guān)于小學(xué)生笑話：沒有飯吃，希望對同學(xué)們有所幫助，僅供參考。 爸爸給孩子們講起了小時(shí)候家境貧寒，經(jīng)常挨餓的事。小女兒聽完故事，兩眼含淚，手里的蛋糕只吃了一半。她十分同情地對爸爸說： 哦， ?爸

奧數(shù)網(wǎng)整理了關(guān)于小學(xué)生笑話：螞蟻，希望對同學(xué)們有所幫助，僅供參考。 一個(gè)一年級(jí)的小朋友一回到教室就告訴教師： 老師，廁所里有好多螞蟻！ ?女老師點(diǎn)點(diǎn)頭，忽然想到螞蟻(ant)這個(gè)詞的英語一開學(xué)就教過了，想看

Intelligent son One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn t write the address and addressee s name on the envelope. After th

Let Dog in Hotel A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be wil

Who s More Polite? A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he wa

The poor husband You can t imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife, the man complained to his friend. She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained

I Wasn t Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said:

Expensive Price Dentist: I m sorry, madam, but I ll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son s tooth. Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for a

1. As new students at a university in Boston, many of us were unfamiliar with the campus and consequently late for class. One professor, however, was particularly intolerant of tardiness, making it

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It s no use, my little dog can t read. 布朗夫人：哦， 親愛的，我

Sir William Thompson was very deaf but he did not like people to know this． One evening he had invited several friends to dinner， and while they were sitting at the table， one of the friends told

Workman： Mr. Brown，I should like to ask for a small rise in my wages． I have just been married． Employer： Very sorry，my dear man， but I can t help you． For accidents which happen to our work

A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. Don t you know what the blinking lights and siren mean? he demanded. Yes, sir, replied the driver. Then why didn t you pull over immediately

The Same Service .A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor． When I was first married，I was very happy． I d come home from a hard day down at the shop，and my l

No matter which girl he brought home， the young man found disapproval from his mother． A friend gave him advice． Find a girl just like your mother-then she s bound to like her． So the young man

Class and Ass Professor Laurie of Glasgow put this notice on his door： Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today． A student，after reading the notice，rubbed out the c ． Later Professor La

The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog. It s all right, said a gentleman, don t be afraid. Don t you know the proverb: Barking dogs don t bite? Ah, yes, answered the little gi

Policeman: Why didn t you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they d have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse. 警察：有人搶你的手表時(shí)，你

Two Cute dogs A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, Does your dog bite? The shopkeeper says, No, my dog does not bite. The man tries to pet the dog and the d

a great man Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years. 一名偉人 老師：如果莎士

A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, Everyone who thinks you re stupid, stand up! Little Johnny then stood up. The teacher said, Do you thin

a kiss At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word KISS sc

幽默故事：郁悶的小熊貓 小熊貓從學(xué)�；丶�，郁悶地對媽媽說： 現(xiàn)在班上的女生都不理我了。 媽媽不解地問： 為什么呢，她們不是老夸你的 墨鏡 酷嗎？ 小熊貓說： 今年流行紅色的隱形眼鏡，她們?nèi)�都追兇兔去了�?

幽默故事：咕咚來了 早晨，湖邊寂靜無聲。一灰一白一黃三只小兔快活地?fù)浜�蝶�?忽然湖中傳來 咕咚 一聲，這奇怪的聲音把小兔們嚇了一大跳。剛想去看個(gè)究竟，又聽到 咕咚 一聲，這可把小兔們嚇壞了， 快跑，咕咚來了

幽默故事：狼給人發(fā)獎(jiǎng) 幾只狼在 網(wǎng) 上相遇，聊起天來。 聽人說，羊愛上了狼。你們說荒唐不？ 那荒唐啥呀？現(xiàn)在就是有好多好多的蹊蹺事兒！ 有這等好事，我咋沒遇上呢？ 人真有才，那歌唱的 羊愛上狼，愛得瘋

幽默故事：人沒像皮高 曉東問小明： 你有橡皮膏嗎？ 小明撓撓腦袋，抱歉地說： 我沒有橡皮膏！ 曉東哈哈大笑： 你還沒有橡 皮 高！ 肯定是好的 爺爺讓孫子去商店買火柴，并囑咐道： 要挑好的，劃得燃的。 小孫

幽默故事：西瓜長刺了 小刺猬每天出門前，媽媽都要關(guān)照它穿好刺毛衣，因?yàn)橥饷婵膳碌氖聦?shí)在是太多了，有了刺毛衣的保護(hù)，小刺猬可以平平安安地度過一天。晚上，渾身是刺的小刺猬回到家，媽媽趕緊幫它脫下扎人的刺毛

幽默故事：屋頂上有只貓 這天，小加驚訝地發(fā)現(xiàn)：屋頂上竟站著一只貓！ 奇怪。貓是怎么上屋頂?shù)模?小加想， 是飛上去的嗎？難道貓會(huì)飛？ 貓不是鳥，當(dāng)然不會(huì)飛！可是，也許這是一只會(huì)魔法的貓呢。這是說不定的。

幽默故事：老烏龜 烏龜大嬸想烙餅，可是卻找不到酵母來發(fā)面。于是，她就喊正在睡熟的老伴： 快醒醒吧，老烏龜，別睡啦！快去找兔子大嬸要點(diǎn)酵母來！ 老烏龜正在說夢話呢，他被烏龜大嬸叫醒后，一肚子不高興，睡眼

幽默故事：國王不得低頭 國王化裝成老百姓，路過理發(fā)店，碰到胖子和瘦子正在爭論：這個(gè)國家誰最有權(quán)威。 胖子說，國王最有權(quán)威。瘦子說，理發(fā)師最有權(quán)威，他能讓國王低頭。國王從來沒剪過頭發(fā)，他的高帽子里藏著一

幽默故事：青蛙媽媽鼓肚皮 一只牛在池塘邊喝水的時(shí)候，一不小心，一腳踩在一窩小青蛙身上，結(jié)果把其中一只小青蛙踩死了。 小青蛙的媽媽回來以后，發(fā)現(xiàn)少了一只小青蛙，便詢問發(fā)生了什么事情，其余的小青蛙告訴她事

幽默故事：飛車黨 阿麗是個(gè)全職太太，每天都把自己打扮得珠光寶氣的。 最近，街上經(jīng)常出現(xiàn)搶劫的 飛車黨 。聽說歹徒專找那些打扮光鮮的女人下手，原因是這些女人有錢。 為了安全起見，阿麗把身上所有的首飾都摘了下

幽默故事：方便面 去超市買方便面，正準(zhǔn)備付錢，我無意中瞟了一眼外包裝袋，才發(fā)現(xiàn)只剩3天就要過保質(zhì)期，于是跟收銀小姐說，我不想買了。收銀小姐問明原因后，大度地?fù)]揮手： 不買也行，顧客至上嘛。 末了，她又加

幽默故事：邁克中彩票 邁克買彩票中了一千萬美元。領(lǐng)獎(jiǎng)那天，他穿上黑色長袍戴上黑色面罩，把頭和臉都裹得嚴(yán)嚴(yán)實(shí)實(shí)，只露出眼睛、鼻子和嘴巴。 邁克仍然感覺不太保險(xiǎn)。他又用墨水把眼圈描黑，在鼻子上貼了一塊膠布

幽默故事：完美的爸爸 香噴噴面包房里，羅德叔正在工作。 我開會(huì)回來了。 周老板笑瞇瞇地走進(jìn)來。 親愛的羅德，請給我提點(diǎn)兒建議吧！從今天起，我要做一個(gè)完美的老板。 羅德叔突然想：如果孩子們也給我提點(diǎn)兒建議

幽默故事：大酒廠招工 有家大酒廠招收一批臨時(shí)工，小劉想去，但他知道進(jìn)這家大酒廠不容易，就想托關(guān)系。 于是，小劉就去找了本家二叔。二叔交友廣泛，自稱能擺平黑白兩道。他聽了小劉的請求，拍著胸脯說： 這事，包